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Wednesday, July 6
PARENTING -- CHAPTER 6: YOUR WRESTLING CAREER AND HOW IT'LL AFFECT YOUR CHILDREN'S SOCIAL, ACADEMIC, AND SEX LIFE
Hulk Hogan is a freaking moron.
I saw the first episode of Hulk Hogan's reality TV series, ('cos I'm awesome and I got the hook-up) that is to premiere on VH1 in a week (or something like that).
Titled Hogan Knows Best, the program profiles Hulk's family and the idiocy that comes with bad parenting.
HULK'S DAUGHTER: Dad can I go on a date with a cute boy?It's a pretty bizarre show. Never could I have imagined the Hulk to be so aggressive.
HULK: HOW OLD IS HE
HULK'S DAUGHTER: ...22.
HULK: YOU'RE 16. NO.
HULK MOM: Can ya sleep on it, honey?
HULK: [eats mother]
I hope stations stop creating reality television programs centered around celebrity. It's a tired trick, and frankly, it died when Ozzy needed subtitles.
...And why didn't anyone tell me The Real World was on its 85th season? Holy shit, I almost had a crap attack when I heard that people still watch The Real World.
I can't wait till MTV runs out of hip cities to film The Real World in.
THE REAL WORLD, TEHRANJust give it some time. It'll happen.
STEVE: Holy fucking shit it's hot.
STEFFANIE: I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!! [disrobes]
TAYLOR: I have VD.
Remember Puck? Man, that guy was a prick.
Does it not disturb anyone that I used to watch The Real World from seasons 2-6? Did I mention that I was no more than, oh, 7 years old?
Hump Day. Go hump.