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Friday, April 17
BRITAIN'S GOT THEATRICS
OMFG SHE'S UGLY AND SHE CAN SING!!!?? OMFGOMFG HOW COULD THIS BE HOW COULD THIS BE HOW COULD THIS EVEN BE POSSIBLE!?!?!?!
The choreography of sweeping cameras over lush ovations and close-ups to judges' reactions make me cringe.
It's like they're telling me how to feel.
Get a fucking grip, man. I saw Brian Williams on MSNBC yesterday jerking it off to this clip. Figuratively. It was like watching Bob Costas talk about 1940s baseball. The hyperbole!
Paul Potts sucks a poor man's taint, by the way.
Apparently googling "fags should be eliminated" brings up a direct quote from this blog. Ahh, failed satire. Those were the days. Those were the days.
Conflict: Fleet Foxes or James Morrison? FUCK.
To the weekend,