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Monday, July 20
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YOU KNOW WHAT SONG'S REALLY GAY?
"We Are The World"
Too soon?
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True Story: When I was 8, I called KIIS-FM and requested "We Are The World." I think I saw it played during the Super Bowl or whatever, and I had this fierce hunger to hear that song some days later.
Remember the days when we didn't get what we wanted whenever we wanted? FUCK YOU, KIDS.
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Why hasn't anybody told me about "Silent Library?" Anyone who likes to laugh will be a fan of this show.
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Isn't the title "Silent Library" kinda redundant? I mean, I don't know of a loud library.
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Raise your hand if you have a crush on the Progressive insurance girl.
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Whenever I go to the gas station, I make sure to look at the numbers from the last person who filled up.
$14.97? So close!!!
It's like a game, I swear.
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I am genuinely upset that I never got to see Michael Jackson live. Like, I've fought a shitload to watch many musical legends live. MJ? Nope, not gonna happen.
WHY IS THIS MAN'S DEATH SO CONFUSING!?
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My Walter Cronkite Story:
The Girlfriend told me, "Hey, did you hear that Walter Cronkite died?" I was, like, "Wasn't that, like, 5 years ago?"
NOW I AM THE MOST TRUSTED MAN IN AMERICA!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAH! MUUUUUUUUUAHHHHHHHAHAHA!!! TRUST IN ME, FOOLS!!! TRUST! IN! ME!!!
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