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Monday, July 20
YOU KNOW WHAT SONG'S REALLY GAY?
"We Are The World"
True Story: When I was 8, I called KIIS-FM and requested "We Are The World." I think I saw it played during the Super Bowl or whatever, and I had this fierce hunger to hear that song some days later.
Remember the days when we didn't get what we wanted whenever we wanted? FUCK YOU, KIDS.
Why hasn't anybody told me about "Silent Library?" Anyone who likes to laugh will be a fan of this show.
Isn't the title "Silent Library" kinda redundant? I mean, I don't know of a loud library.
Raise your hand if you have a crush on the Progressive insurance girl.
Whenever I go to the gas station, I make sure to look at the numbers from the last person who filled up.
$14.97? So close!!!
It's like a game, I swear.
I am genuinely upset that I never got to see Michael Jackson live. Like, I've fought a shitload to watch many musical legends live. MJ? Nope, not gonna happen.
WHY IS THIS MAN'S DEATH SO CONFUSING!?
My Walter Cronkite Story:
The Girlfriend told me, "Hey, did you hear that Walter Cronkite died?" I was, like, "Wasn't that, like, 5 years ago?"
NOW I AM THE MOST TRUSTED MAN IN AMERICA!
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