DUDE, CNN SUCKS SO MUCH OBAMA DICK IT'S GETTING KIND OF RIDICULOUS
I'm going GOP
I think I'm going GOP
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No, seriously, kids should shut the fuck up. They really don't know anything except the Nickelodeon schedule.
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Star Wars in Concert: Moderate fail. What a let down. If I wanted to watch a bunch of Star Wars mash-ups, I would've just gone on YouTube. The lasers were fucking awesome, though. I'll give it that. ANTICIPATION NON-WIN.
Okay, and the orchestra were pretty fantastic, but it was a seriously expensive let down.
And, yes, the lines to the men's restroom was longer than the line to the women's restroom. Gender ratio fail.
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I like saying, "fail." It's almost up there with "fuck." Almost.
Almost.
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Got hired for a gig at an autism benefit show. I'm nervous because all the autistic people are probably a bajillion times more talented at piano than I am, half of which have never even touched a piano in their lifetimes.
STAND UP FOR POSITIVE PREJUDICE!!!