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Tuesday, October 20
STOP THE PRESSES
HUGO WINS 'QUEST TO TURKEY' -- $86 REWARD!!!
No, wait, it was better than that:
Not only did I win, but I talked so much shit before my third strike that I even "called it." You know, "called it." As in "how Babe Ruth 'called it.' " And when I went up to the lane, everyone was taunting me to lose. But I'm such a pro I blocked that shit out as if it were my wife. Fucking WIN.
I am an American hero. So much that I'm going to shit bald eagles.
The quest begins again.