SO NO ONE TOLDJA LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY-EEEEEEEEEEEEE
I watched Friends last night. Joey starts dating a really hot chick who happens to be smart, and new to New York City.
GIRL: I'm excited to be here... I want to go sight seeing!
JOEY: Where do you want to go?
GIRL: The Met. I know there's an amazing European exhibiti--
JOEY: NO NO NO, SCREW THE METS. YOU WANNA SEE THE YANKEES.
Ha ha! Still, the show still licks my balls.
Oh my gawd Coachizzle line-up comes out this week. As Tall As Lions, Corinne Bailey Rae, Mayer Hawthorne and Spoon have been confirmed, all signs pointing to the best Coachella since 2006 (seriously, the last couple years had been okay, but nothing like the madness of 2006 that included Daft Punk's legendary tent set).
Tonight, THE NEW YEAR REALLY BEGINS. SO. EXCITED. ANNUAL. TRADITION. NEVER. CEASES.
...IS AMERICAN IDOL (BA-NA-NA-NOW-NA-NOW-NA-NOW-NA-NOW...)