When did the proliferation of hipsterdom happen to MTV? Now that's what I call an ironic dichotomy!
Ever get the impression January Jones is one pouty little ungrateful bitch? No? I do. It doesn't help that it looked like she had absolutely no enthusiasm or real effort on that abysmal SNL appearance. Good god. It's like life carried on as Betty.
If Jay-Z headlines, I will shit bricks.
I. WILL SHIT. BRICKS.
I don't know why, but I find this very funny:
Maybe it's because I get this excited/freaked out whenever I move up a difficulty and want to smash my guitar into little itty bitty pieces.
And, yes, I'm on Twitter. Legitimately. It's only made me stupider, as if I weren't stupid enough. I'm surprised it took some of you that long to find it. #frigginidiotsduh