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Tuesday, April 27
WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
When I googled "bloggers" when I actually meant to google "blogger" I was confronted by this image:
Which one are you?
Are you the AZN on the left with the Mac and headset? I bet he DJs all the cool and local parties and stuff. Has a huge .mp3 AND .wma collection. I hear that one time he did a live mashup of Smash Mouth and Sugar Ray. It was ridic...
Or are you the fatty in the back? Oh, wait, you're not. It's probably some guy from Gizmodo.
For all teh vaginaz out there, perhaps you're the chick. I bet she cums whenever the morning Groupon gets e-mailed. Do you cum when the morning Groupon e-mail arrives?
If you're none of the above, you're probably the guy with the glasses. He's not just any music blogger; no, he's an ACTUAL music blogger. You like Animal Collective? So does he. But he knows a lot of big words, which is a tremendous advantage over your basic liking. So fuck you, stupid. He's a music blogger.
Maybe you're the the bald guy all the way to the right. He's a liberal blogger. I bet he fantasizes bath house scenes with Markos Moulitsas. You know, because liberal bloggers are gay.