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Wednesday, May 12   >>

'WHY DON'T YOU GO FROM THAT Eb TO D#? SUCK ON THOSE BALLS, HUGO'

The James, everyone.

*I am putting my face into my palm*

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I'm going to be completely honest.

I love my job.

Now I'm going to be completely honest-er.

I hate having lunch here.

I bring my lunch to work because it saves money and because I hate eating cheap food. So I always eat in what office culture calls "the break room."
HUGO: *eating*

Guy comes in.

Girl comes in.

No talking.

GIRL: Whatcha got there?

HUGO: Roasted chicken on a mushroom creme.

GIRL: Nice!

Silence ensues for 3 minutes as Girl heats up her meal.

GUY: Whatcha cooking?

GIRL: Lean Cuisine.

HUGO: *continues eating*

GUY: My sister loves those. Stocks up on them whenever she goes shopping.

GIRL: Yeah, they're great.

More silence.

Guy and Girl sit at my table.

GUY: Do you watch American Idol?

HUGO: Yeah, but I DVR it. I'm, like, 3 weeks behind.

GUY: Oh.

GIRL: Wasn't that little kid terrible last night?

GUY: Yeah, awful. I wonder if he's hit puberty.

GIRL: ...toooo funny.

Silence.
If you're going to say, "...toooo funny," then at least fucking laugh, alright?