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Thursday, July 22   >>

SRSLY GUYS STOP TALKING ABOUT 'INCEPTION' -- UR TOTES GONNA RUIN IT 4 ME

To be quite honest, I have a feeling I'm going to walk out of it not knowing what the hell I watched, just based on the trailer's WTF-factor alone. For instance, I've watched The Matrix 4 times. The 4th time I finally understood it. For the record, this was last year. I know I'm not a retard or anything; I just don't pretend to understand things I really don't understand.

13 Going On 30 -- this I understand. Fucking JENNIFER GARNER ALTERING THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM, MAN... MIND-BENDING...

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I went to my car this morning and I saw a bunch of dried liquid--probably soda--on the driver door.

How does that even happen?

My car is also very dirty. I know this because some kids wiped off the dirt on my window for a "WASH ME" message to appear. If I catch these kids, I will drive their heads through the window. That should stop them.

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How is it possible that "breakdown" and "breakup" are both very terrible things?

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EXT. CAR

THE GIRLFRIEND: You're checking out those girls, aren't you?

HUGO: No. And what if I am? You girls are all the same.

THE GIRLFRIEND: What do you mean, "You girls are all the same"?

HUGO: In the same way I mean, "All dogs go to heaven."

THE GIRLFRIEND: At least I'm going to heaven.

HUGO: Yeah well I invented heaven.
PWN3D

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Lori FTW:

Fact: Lori is a professor at a very prominent university.

Never trust authority.

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Woke up with a cold sore a couple days ago. "Cold sore" is among my favorite euphemisms only because it's such a deceptive and cute way to cover it up for what it really is: HERPES.

Stress and heat tend to make me outbreak. I hope you're happy now. LIKE T-M-I AMIRITE?

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Maxwell's band. I die. DIE.