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Monday, September 6   >>

TOTES UTILIZING THE CAPABILITIES OF MY SMART PHONE

I'm at the doctor's office right now. Picking up some physical results.

For failing to notify them that I moved 6 months ago, I have to wait an hour until all my information is updated. Yay, adulthood.

I once read that Brian Williams used to write full news scripts via his BlackBerry when he was doing remote work. Is there anything he CAN'T do?

I can't get used to this form of typing. The keyboard is too small and mouse movement is limited to a ball all too sticky because of all the booze that's fallen on it.

I fucking loathe the music they have at clinics. It's clearly by the same guys who make music at the morgue, music at the funeral home reception area, and music in hospital rooms.

"Oh, but the music is accompanied by random images of botany! THIS WILL DE-STRESS ME."

Strauss is combusting in his grave right now.

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THE PHIL: What do you have on Netflix?

HUGO: A few things, but I'm avoiding The Bucket List at all costs.

THE PHIL: Why!? It's Rob Reiner!

HUGO: I'm not prepared for Kathy Bates' nude scene. It's why the movie's been on my desk for 2 months.

THE PHIL: Um, that's About Schmidt.

HUGO: OHHHHH FUHHHHHHHHHHHH

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So I finally saw The Bucket List.

I'm assuming this is the geriatric version of Eat Pray Love.

HAYYY WANNA LIVE UUR LIFE OK SPEND MONIES AND TRAVEL AND LAUGH K BYE

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Doc is up. One more day of wreckless food and drink. You're invited (barely).