DIRECTOR: Alright, Jack, just stand in front of your van and when the announcer next to me finishes his bit with your name, just say the 800 number and we'll call it a day. Good?
JACK STEPHAN: Sounds good.
ANNOUNCER: For all of your plumbing needs, call Jack Stephanopoulis!
JACK STEPHAN: The name's Jack Stephan.
ANNOUNCER: Err, uh, for all YOUR plumbing needs, call Jack Stephanski!
JACK STEPHAN: The NAME'S STEPHAN. STEPHAN. JAAAAAAAACK STEPHAN.
ANNOUNCER: For all of YOUR plumbing needs, call no one else! Call Jack Stephonovic!
JACK STEPHAN: LISTEN, MOTHERFUCKER -- ONE MORE TIME. MY NAME. IS JACK. STEPHAN. STE. PHAN. STE-PHAN. ARE YOU THAT FUCKING DUMB? NO! REALLY! THIS GUY! YOU, GET THE FUCK OVER HERE RIGHT NOW. NOW. I WILL BEAT YOUR CHILDREN TO A FUCKING PUL--
This is how I always imagined it to be.