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I am a Los Angeles-based twentysomething. I have a profession, and I have a secret life in music, and this blog isn't about any of that. I like Blogger because I can't read what you're thinking.

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Wednesday, July 14   >>

YOU ARE 3 YEARS OLD



THAT WOULD BE MY UNOFFICIAL SPOKESBOY. HE RAKES IN THE 6-9 YEAR OLD DEMOGRAPHIC.

HAPPY 3RD BIRTHDAY AND GOOD JOB, MY BLOG. YOU HAVE SERVED ME WELL. YOU'RE NOT DONE YET, THOUGH. OH NO -- YOU'RE STAYING WITH ME -- FOR LIFE -- ESPECIALLY SINCE I'VE GOT MY EYES ON THE NEW GOOGLE IPO. THAT'S RIGHT -- WE'RE PRACTICALLY MARRIED.

MARTHA STEWART TO BE SENTENCED ON FRIDAY -- OY VEI.

WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPS? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS: I BROKE THE CAPS LOCK KEY JUST RIGHT NOW. I FELT THAT TYPING IN AN ASSERTIVE TONE WOULD JUST FIT IN WITH ALL THESE CAPS.

I APOLOGIZE.

OH WAIT -- ASSERTIVE, HUGO, ASSERTIVE --

SCREW YOU AND YOUR INDIE CRONIES.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BLOG -- YOU PEOPLE BETTER THANK HIM. OR HER. OR... HIMER.