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Wednesday, April 20   >>

FUN WITH BEING AN ASS BY SLEEPING ON THE PHONE

I sleeptalk. Is that even a word? Sleeptalk? I do not know. Well, I'm sure you know what I mean when I say "sleeptalk." Capiche? Capiche.

So last night I'm talking on the phone with The Girlfriend and I happened to doze off. By that point, I'm half-asleep and half-awake, and that in turn makes me say really weird things to her on the phone. Last night was one of the weirdest; I was just about knocked out in snoozeville when a burst of girly laughter wakes me up.

Apparently, this is what happened.

THE GF: So, you know, my workload at the office is pretty big an--

ME: you...youknowwhatyou should invest in................

THE GF: ...What?

ME: bread
Yeah, it was really weird.

That about does it for me today. Have a good one and don't miss whatever crap's on television tonight!