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Tuesday, May 24   >>

OH, THEY'RE JUST SO PATHETIC

The Girlfriend and I are dorks. Whenever I'm down, she sings pop songs with a speech impediment (pretending she can't pronounce her R's and L's). It's funny. Then again, it might be funny exclusively to us.

By the way, this is the type of conversation we've had everyday for the past 2 years. We're total retards.

this is an audio post - click to play

Anywho, have you ever wondered why Couples Counseling exists? I would understand counseling for married couples, but never for pair who aren't committed by children or law. It's really fucking stupid. Once the cracker goes stale, you can't make it soft again.

Then again, crackers aren't soft.

You know what I mean.

Couple Counseling = STUPID; BREAK UP, GET OVER IT, AND BUY SOMETHING THAT WILL FULFILL YOUR MATERIALISTIC NEEDS (unless you're like that substitute teacher I had a couple years back, who had claimed to having not seen television in 10 years, while living in a cot, and eating only soy products -- what a non-conforming douche).