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Tuesday, June 28   >>

GRADUATION CEREMONIES CAN ROT IN HELL, TOO

This time I'm not kidding.

At a high school graduation last week, I was bored. So what'd I do? I thought about my future.

I wouldn't mind being the guy who makes up names for alcoholic drinks, that is if this whole "music" thing turns out to be one big, fat, stupid waste of my time.

During the ceremony, I wrote down ideas on a graduation program (the same program I circled funny names on).

I present: Potential Names For Alcoholic Drinks

Breaking Fixer
Underweight Asshole
Anal Sex
Josh Hartnett's Gut
Woody's Mia
Mia's Woody
Lynched Senator
Honest Bush
Bumblebee Storage
Kuwait
Dead Harbinger's Ball
Exploited Tow Truck Drivers
Nevermind

I had about 68 more. I like "Nevermind" the most.

BARTENDER: What would you like?

CUSTOMER: A drink.

BARTENDER: Alright, what'll it be?

CUSTOMER: Nevermind.
That's funny.