ESQUIRE, YOU MAKE ME CHUCKLE
is a magazine so self-absorbed in its own "glory" of metrosexual fashion, dated trends, and seldom interesting interviews -- but you know what? I really didn't mind flipping through it every now and then.
until Esquire nearly flipped me
the other day.
They named Jessica Biel THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE
That's, um, yeah
. Do I even need to say anything?
Correct me if I am wrong, but this is
the pseudo-butch that played B-ball on 7th Heaven
That, to me, is NOT sexy.
I don't care if she was once half naked in a cheap one-nipple-from-being-legalized-porn mag. She's just, err, not sexy.
Anyway, I choose to nominate someone else.
Hugo Stop declares that Supreme Court Justice nominee HARRIET MIERS
be THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE