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Friday, February 15
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VALETINE NIGHTMARES -- AND THE FIRST AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 7 ENTRY
Last night, 9:30 PM --
HUGO: Hi, Hugo, party of two; I made a reservation for tonight.
HOST: Hm... Hugo?
HUGO: Yep.
HOST: We... don't have you here. JUST GUH-REAAAAT.
Would it be lame to say I kind of enjoyed 27 Dresses? Oh, that silly Katherine Heigl!
American Idol is the same it is every year, and that can only mean consistency in awesome programming.
I've never done this before, but I've usually made the right call in predicting a winner, except for last year, when that BITCH JORDIN SPARKS TOTALLY STOLE THE ELECTION FROM BEATBOXING BLAKE.
Still not over that.
This is one of my favorite parts in Idol: Seeing the top 24 dance instead of sing.
2008's American Idol is defintely, hands down, going to be Sayesha Mercado. Oh my god, the things I'd do with that voice...
Not joking: The group I'm in started hunting down rejects from the Hollywood Round in hopes of finding our vocalist. We initially laughed at my idea, then there was a silence that rang, "...hm. That could actually work." Then we stopped laughing.
Who will be... Hugo's Idol?
I can imagine our casting call.
AUDITIONER: OHHH, yeahh, huh, uh, yeah, uhhOOHHHHHH...
HUGO: That... was like the holocaust thrown into an untopped blender with 9/11.
AUDITIONER 2: HUHHH, YEAHH, OHHH COME AWNN NAH UHH OOOHHH...
HUGO: That... was like shaving all the atrocities on mankind into a sink of never ending hate.
AUDITIONER 3: DONTCHA WISH YA GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LI--
HUGO: NO. Have a good weekend -- and if you're going to Smithfest 3, have a safe weekend.
Hugo
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