OF OUR DAYS AND OUR NIGHTS

There are a handful of people in my life who I have, quite immediately and recently, shut out completely. Sounds like a dick move, I know, but I feel as confident and justified in doing that as I do, say, playing one of my favorite songs on the piano.

Don't know why I felt like saying that, but the topic proved to create hysterical conversation in recent days. May we rest in camaraderie, and in the completion of my latest book, Reevaluating Your Shit: Essays on Having Been Exploited For Other People's Gain in Social Status. Date TBA.

Once you start growing up, you start taking charge, and when I mean take charge, I mean move into a house and start babysitting teenagers under a single mother's completely illogical assumptions in nanny/children safety.