SAM JACKSON MAKES FOR GOOD POST-CREDIT MATERIAL

If Tony Stark is so goddamn "responsible", WHY DOES HE DRIVE SO FUCKING FAST?

There are few things that startle me, like, say, Tina Turner. Or Cher. Or Oprah.

Seeing them together on the same broadcast was the trifecta of terror.

Jenna Bush is getting married this weekend. 50 bucks says Rove is going to rap again.

I don't know about you guys, but the TED website is CRACK. I've never felt so unproductive yet at the same time so EXTRAORDINARILY INSPIRED. First it was catching Al Gore's sequel speech via Drudge a couple weeks back, then it was watching the TED documentary on Showtime last Sunday morning when I just felt like staying up at 4AM. This has to be a sign.

On the opposite side of the profound spectrum: Oh. My god.

Lastly:

Jesus christ, Jessie -- it's the SATs, not a fucking HIV test.

Have a good weekend,
Hugo