Personal documentation: I. Am so tired.

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I'm not the kind of guy that goes "FML" or "I'm tired" or "my job sucks" or "blah blah blah general complaint that is typically unmerited."

I'm usually pretty content with life, and never, ever bored, only because I learned at a really young age that I can make a living and fill my time up with things I love, like music, and writing, and funniness, all around good people, and safe amounts of beer.

I think people who complain about work are about as annoying as people who complain about their wallets being too fat. If you don't like your job, or your life, then why not change it? Plus, no one cares, really. Sure, we say, "Oh, that sucks," but we really don't give it an afterthought.

If anything, we're just annoyed by all that negativity in the air. I know I am. Shut up and do whatever you want to do. You can do it if you want.

OPRAH SAYZ, "LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE." I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I HAVE THE DECEMBER ISSUE OF O AT HOME BECAUSE ELLEN DEGENERES IS ON THE COVER AND I REALLY LIKE HER DAYTIME PROGRAM (which brings light to my next topic: Lesbian talk show hosts. We all know Oprah's queer as a 3-dollar bill, and that her program is all sorts of awesome. Ellen, however, is openly gay, and even has a better TV show. But I still think Rosie had the most bitchin' of talk shows. First, it was on right when I got home from school. Then, she had that "Tommy, can you hear me?" button. Then, there was a LOT of Koosh (tm) balls. Plus, her band was pretty good. And, also, she was pretty hysterical, even by today's standards. Her comedic anger and shouted punchlines are unprecedented on daytime TV. Good times.)

This is weird.

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But, anyway, yeah, I'm really tired, but legitimately. The process of law is extremely and mentally taxing. Personal documentation over.