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Monday, December 21
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ROLLIN' WITH DA HOMIES
LEGACY.
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So I've been kicked out of my home since Saturday. Fumigation. Landlord even said, "Your place really doesn't need it ...buuuuuuuuuuut it's pretty much the same price doing both this and the neighboring property that really needs it so, uh, er, yeah."
Number of times telling this to people incited a reference to The World Series Defense: 3 times
Couch surfing until tomorrow! COWABUNGA, DUDES!!!!!!!!
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So I'm getting my passport tomorrow to update a literal and figurative lost one, which is uber exciting for many reasons, those of which I won't even mention here because it'd be borderline bragging and whatnot. Just let the record show that hereto therefore my client will not, I repeat, will not not have a good time waiting in line.
2010, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA BE PRETTY GOOD FRIENDS. It's gonna make Obama's "change" look like pocket lint.
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THE TONY: So Hugo brought that movie Oldboy over. Ridiculous. Ri. Dic. U. Lous.
THE POOCH: Damn, I missed it. It's Japanese, right?
HUGO: Korean.
THE POOCH: Man, I love Asian movies.
HUGO: Oh?
THE POOCH: The Last Samurai is my favorite.
HUGO: ARE YOU SERIOUS. He fought the next 7 hours trying to say it was his favorite film about Asians. I love The Pooch.
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THE GINO: I hate Verizon commercials. A MAP? ALL YOU HAVE TO PITCH US IS A GODDAMN MAP!?!?!?! ----
HUGO: Why do you always watch The History Channel? Every time I'm here, it's always on.
THE GINO: I like watching it, but in this room the remote doesn't work.
HUGO: So because the remote doesn't work, you can't change the channel?
THE GINO: Yeah.
HUGO: Then get a new remote, yeah?
THE GINO: ----
Bell Biv Willem Dafoe
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