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Tuesday, December 8
You people on the internet and the networks of blogs and tumblrs and the such think you have it ALL. FIGURED. OUT. What with your citing quotes from authors we've never heard of and whose books you've never read, right above a few other embeds of Lenny Bruce and Bill Hicks clips pulled from a 4-second search on YouTube. Oh, and your music tastes are so diverse and academic! Please, tell us about what you think of that steeee-uuupid waste of film Twilight? Alas, you have life and meaning and all the philosophical and non-philosophical in betweens ALL. FIGURED. OUT. But you'd rather not say so. You'd rather, oh, represent it so. But the formatting and the CSS and (for most of you piggy back HTML pussies) WYSIWYG, oh you have that REALLY ALL. FIGURED. OUT. You people make me sick. I hope that one day a barely-prolific graphic designer pays a visit to your overpriced studio and kicks you in the scrotum for stealing bandwidth from his or her website. "THIS. WAS. FOR. LITHOGRAPH. *KICK*" But what good would that serve society if all you did was make it a one liner mobile post with the implication of it being funny when all it is is a one line anecdote about you getting kicked in the balls? "I got kicked in the balls today, lol." You have that ALL. FIGURED. OUT.
Burn your thesaurus. There will you really have it ALL. FIGURED. OUT.