Now that the initial shock of getting the shit kicked out of me is gone, I have to figure out how to reciprocate the pain.
This is the thing: People who fight with fists are too stupid to realize that physical pain is simply an inconvenience for the person getting attacked. More importantly, it's temporary. I'm already over this gnarly gash and stitches. In a few days my doctor will be taking them off and I'll look a little beat up for the rest of the week and remain sore (my whole body is sore, so I'm assuming this guy actually did a little more damage aside from my face), but I'll be fine. I'll remain the winner. Not the loser.
So, how to fight back:
- Use The Dad's lawyer
- Make amends and tell the guy who punched me that, to avoid anything on his record, he could simply foot my hospital bill
- Use The Uncle's lawyer
- Use The Other Uncle's lawyer
- Use the army of lawyers my sister works for at the firm she's employed under (Larry H. Parker -- he'll fight for you)
I have options I'm not afraid to use. And those are punches far worse than anything that could land on a face.
It wouldn't be the first time I took somebody to court. A few years ago I sent a subpoena to a guy who forged my signature on a contract. He shit his pants so we settled.
Have a good weekend,