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Wednesday, January 27   >>

VAGINAS

ariff.gov.net.co.uk is my only resource for blogs. How they find the best ones, I do not know, but, hell, going through their list of bookmarks is often the best part of my coffee time. They just listed this one blog, Wait, what., on their sidebar recently and when I read it, there were posts about Michael C. Hall being this blog owner's boyfriend or husband, and then talking about feelings and shit and, this whole time, I thought it was just one of the millions of other gay bloggers out there, but, no, it's not a gay guy, it's a fucking girl.

GIRLS BLOG TOO, WTFWTFWTF. Talk about a mindfuck when I had to think, "Oh my god, I totally forgot girls are totally into this, too, man."

So, ariff.gov.net.co.uk, get some more bitches in the mix. Perhaps in the future we'll have an actual, physical round up of your favorite internet morons in a tangible place outside of the web continuum (that made no sense) and it won't be such a bath house of cock.

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It was last night.
HUGO: ...so, yeah, this iTablet thing is going to be huge. Hell, if things go right, it might just save traditional media from its once impending doom.

THE SISTER: The what?

HUGO: The iTablet.

THE SISTER: So, what, you take it orally?

HUGO: Wha...WHAT...WHAT?

THE SISTER: A tablet. You take. In your mouth.

HUGO: HUH?

THE SISTER: ...to make you purchase more iTunes conten--

HUGO: STOP. JUST STOP. FUCKING STOP. ARE YOU SERIOUS. ARE. YOU. SERIOUS.
Did I mention she works at a law firm?

...even MY MOM knew about this Apple story. MY OWN. MOTHER. THIS IS THE SAME PERSON WHO TOOK NEARLY AN HOUR TO PERFECT ADDING ATTACHMENTS TO FORWARDED E-MAILS. UN. BELIEVABLE.

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Speaking of Michael Jackson's "Human Nature" (which was so horribly covered by Miles Davis in a link I provided in yesterday's post), did you know that it's not written by Michael Jackson? Neither did I, until last night, when I googled the hell out of the song's source.

It's by Steve Porcaro (amazing -- second Porcaro reference in less than a week), keyboardist of Toto. Once you hear it...




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