WE NOW RETURN TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING
...HAHA GET IT BECA--
Did you know that a case for battery and/or assault is alive for two entire years?
Sketch idea: A warrant for the culprit's arrest arrives 600 days later.
This is an excellent session:
This is an excellent profile on Tim and Eric
. I don't know why, but I love those guys. Even after reading the profile, I don't get their whole picture. They have so much up their sleeve that the intrigue and reason for their art is actually more entertaining than the art itself.
This is Miles Davis sucking so much ass
. No, I'm serious, just awful playing. I mean, I know you're old and shit and you wanna keep playing, but, dude, what. Is. Going. On? This is like the time Paul Anka released that awful album a couple years ago made up of big band crooning arrangements for pop songs that included a Nirvana cover
Richard Cheese did it. And you know what it was? COMEDY. A JOKE. THAT'S WHAT IT WAS. A FUCKING JOKE.
Granted, this is probably the only horrible thing Miles Davis ever did since he, oh, you know, essentially invented sonic minimalism, but still.
Conan O'Brien said that the quality he resents most in human beings is cynicism. So I guess that means he resents every blogger that has ever lived.
If I had a Tumblr, people would be tumbling all over my stuff.
...Tumbling from LAUGHTER.