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Monday, April 12
SAVE A NAPKIN, SAVE THE WORLD, GUYTHHHH
Did you know that RipOffReport claims they never take off complaints from their site?
Did you also know they're completely full of shit?
*ring-ring*And that, my friends, is extortion.
HUGO: Hi, my name is Hugo and I'd like to file a claim on your site as illegitimate. We have evidence the posted claim is from a disgruntled ex-employee who wanted to taint keywords related to our company.
RIPOFFREPORT: Sorry to hear, but we don't do that.
HUGO: Even if the claim is false? You do realize your site has huge PageRank authority and has the potential of destroying reputations...
RIPOFFREPORT: That's not our problem. We dignify all claims.
HUGO: But I have evidence. IP logs. The guy who put the claim online is a moron who doesn't know how to cover his tracks. It's digital blood all over his hands.
RIPOFFREPORT: Where are you guys located?
HUGO: West LA.
RIPOFFREPORT: We can take it off for $45,000.
"Consumer advocacy" my fucking cock.