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Thursday, June 3   >>

COLOR ME DADD

Let's talk about sex.

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but how have the words "daddy" and "baby" become part of the erotic vocabulary?

"Daddy" is a nickname we have for our fathers. Unless you want to fuck your father, there is no reason to use the word "daddy" when your partner is giving you the reach-around. If anything, you shouldn't even be thinking of your dad while you're having sex. If you are, you're probably in a really creepy Korean movie.

I mean, seriously, ladies: When's the last time your boyfriend/husband/boss said "Mommy" to you in bed? Gross. GROSS.

Lastly: "Baby." Who the fuck ever came up with the idea that "baby" is some term of endearment for a significant other? Baby is just a euphemism for INFANT. THAT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.

STOP CALLING EACH OTHER REALLY FUCKING DISGUSTING NAMES IN BED.

BYE.