GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
Had I not been with the #wondays crew, our Universal Studios outing a couple weeks ago would have been a disaster. The place is Los Angeles' epicenter of Hollywood disappointment. It's as if every failure was funneled into one place. It's as if Universal Studios were a lifelong weekend bomb at the box office. And, oh god, the terrible landscaping! Why must few attractions be so far apart from each other?
Much to my delight and surprise, there is a Simpsons ride. After riding it, I was excited. It was awesome. "That was great! That was like the Back to the Future ride! ...OMG LET'S GO ON THE BACK TO THE FUTURE RIDE," I yelled in capital-letters voice.
The Juli looked at me and said, "...Hugo, didn't you hear?"
"What?" I said, slowly putting my arms in the air slowly to my side.
The Juli continued: "That was the Back to the Future ride. It was replaced by this new Simpsons ride."
FUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!