OCKWERD

[Just after I told a HI-LARIOUS joke pertaining to internet jargon]

CLASSMATE: So do you write online?

HUGO: Yeah, I have a sorta-personal blog, and I like arts and entertainment reporting.

CLASSMATE: Oh gawd, another blogger. What do you write about?

Strange how almost 6 years later, I still have absolutely NO idea what this blog is about.

HUGO: Before I go to bed, I just type up whatever shit floats to the surface of my brain at the moment.

CLASSMATE: Oh. ...That's nice.

Nice?

...NICE!?!!?!!

Bitch probably reads Perez Hilton.

"Nice," my fist in your face.